Last Night’s Dream In Which I Yell At Joe Biden

I was sitting in my car at stop sign in Dallas.  I couldn’t drive forward because the presidential motorcade was driving through the intersection and it was taken forever.  Suddenly, the entire motorcade stopped and Joe Biden stepped out of a limo.  He waved at the people watching and then he started to give a speech.

I honked my horn.  When he looked over at my car, I yelled, “HURRY UP, OLD MAN!”

Suddenly, all these secret service agents came walking up to my car.  And that’s when I woke up.