It took me a while to calm down after last night’s clown nightmare. When I did finally manage to fall back asleep, I immediately had another dream. Fortunately, this one didn’t involve clowns.
Instead, in this dream, I was in the living room and I watching two leopard cubs play with each other. They were playing just like little kittens. They chased each other around the room. They climbed the furniture. They had several little mock fights. They were adorable!
I was sitting on the couch watching them and thinking about how cute they were. Suddenly, in my dream, I realized that none of this made any sense. Regardless of how cute they were at that moment, they were eventually going to grow up.
“Oh my God,” I said as they continued to run around the living room, “how am I going to raise two leopards?”
And that’s when I woke up.