Advanced warning: This isn’t much of a dream.
Last night, I dreamed that I turned on the television in the living room and all I got was static. So, I called Uverse and complained and they sent out someone to fix it. Unfortunately, when he rang the doorbell and I opened the door to let him out, Doc ran outside. (Doc’s my cat.) I told the cable man, “You fix the TV. I’ll get the cat.”
I went outside and I saw Doc sitting behind the front bushes. Knowing that I would have to actually pick him up and carry him into the house, I got behind the bushes and I started to slowly make my way towards him. Unfortunately, I was barefoot at the time and I kept stepping on rocks and sticks and I wanted to get mad but I knew I couldn’t because I had to get Doc.
Finally, I reached Doc and grabbed him. He didn’t struggle at all and he allowed me to carry him back into the house with one complaining meow. (That’s how I know this was a dream.) I stepped into the living room and I saw that the cable guy was behind the TV and he was holding up a bunch of wires.
“Can you fix it?” I asked him.
And that’s when I woke up.
What was that? Oh, this dream wasn’t that interesting? Well, they can’t all be interesting. Sorry. Sometimes, my dreams are epic journeys into a symbolic wonder land and sometimes, they’re just like my everyday life. Let’s just be happy that I was able to get the cat to come inside, okay?